What's Old?

CyberThis, CyberThat, CyberShutTheHellUp

Take a look at some of the news stories lately, and tell me that we're not utterly dependent upon technology! Now don't get me wrong here... I love technology more than anything. But some won't even acknowledge the age of the network is here (has been here...). Or if they do, they say it's in it's infancy! I'd say at least it's adolescent... :)

Check it out. Over in the UK, supposedly, a group of hackers is holding a satellite for blackmail. A military satellite, at that! And if you've been living under a rock lately, you may not have noticed the onslaught of Y2K articles. I think for the rest of this year there should be a NEW news section in the paper... You've got the front page, news2, sports, living... not we've got Y2K! Anyway...

And if I'm wrong and they're right and the network is in it's infancy, then I can't wait for puberty...!

Wednesday 03/03/1999


DISTURBING...

This entire weekend was really screwed up. The whole time I was in a seriously weird emotional state. It started Friday night (well, Saturday morning, for I don't get to bed until like 3AM) with this nutz dream I had. That really threw of my Saturday... Then Saturday night I saw the movie 8MM. After seeing this movie, I felt utterly DISTURBED! Now, don't get me wrong, I love movies that have a good effect on you, and make you feel something, but this just left me with a seriously disturbed psyche. I don't know, maybe I was at the wrong place at the wrong time, but I'm still feeling it! Absolutely STRANGE. Reminds me of the first time I saw 12 Monkeys or The Game. But this was exponentially different.

ANYWAY... Back to reality. I've done some testing with my Phantom security software. It's pretty awesome, it's scalabilty is just huge. Not only can be it scaled in terms of additional machines, but any device that can be related to security or surveillance can be hooked in! I've sent a message to the GNU to see if I can put it somewhere anyone can get it!

Monday 03/01/1999


Stuff, Stuff, &... uhhh.... More Stuff

I've added a page on my site called, most appropriately, stuff. There is where I'm going to put... stuff. :) Since the security system I'm developing doesn't fit in with the robot category, I needed a place to put it. And since I'm going to put more stuff on the site, I need a dedicated place to put it. How's stuff? Works for me!

I tell ya, I thought I had heard it all. But I was wrong. I was about happily half way through the book I'm reading about robots, ( Robots: Mere Machine To Transcendent Mind), and it took a tangent that brought down my mood for an entire day. It's not often that you read something that so makes you angry that it affects everything you do for a day... In any case, the author Hans Moravec, starts the first half of the book detailing the history of the robotics past. It then goes on predicting whats going to happen in robots in the next fifty years... all of which I think are pretty accurate (admitting that I'm not even in the field...). But then it goes on to a hundred or so years in the future. Now, I'm sci-fi fan, and I enjoy reading stories involving the future of the human race. In any case... the author goes on and devotes the rest of his book on humans that download (err.. upload?) themselves into ultra-advanced robots. He calls these beings Exes (and is probably right in stating that he coined the term). Now, the idea has been used in sci-fi in the past, but he devoted roughly the last half of his book to it! I don't know why it made me so upset, but it really did. Perhaps (and I will write a long detailed essay and post it here when I get the time) it conflicts with my own ideas of what the future of humanity holds... In any case, I loved the first half of the book, but I think I'll have to re-read the last half again some time with a more open-minded approach.

Wednesday 02/24/1999


Monday, and Robots, and Security Systems... Oh My!

Yep, it sure is. It seems that everyone either wants a computer, wants their own upgraded, or is having problems with one. Wow, what a pain. In any case, I've got my work cut out for me.

Robotz! I've been reading this book on robots, and the more I read, the more I want to be in the game. I tell you, it's going to be very crazy in the next millennium. I've found and modified a C (not C++) program for Linux (maybe for all POSIX Unix systems...) which outputs a bit to each of the 8 main output bits. My main focus for this is a security system project for my company, but I'm happy I've got this, because it will be a driving force for focusing on Linux in the Robot project.

Did I say security system? Yes! Think about it. I could use a standalone DOS machine using BASIC and magnets and movement sensors to create a neat security system, but it would be just that, standalone. If I create one in a networked enviornment using a Network Operating System, then the security machine could communicate to the whole network! As an example, my SprintPCS phone can receive E-mail. If any important machine on my network goes down, then I get an e-mail stating so. Now, if there is a security breach in the building, then I will know via e-mail! Not only that, but if there is a user on the network at another location, then they can be alerted immediately, and the appropriate people called.

Monday 02/22/1999


Even More Interesting...

After getting all geeked up about the new Dolby Digital - Surround Ex standard yesterday, and then being let down, I decided I wanted to see if I could program anything in surround sound. Well, after four hours of straight experimenting, I came up with a 'lil bit of knowledge. Using the ModPlug tracker, and a few waves, anyone can make fairly-decent surround sound effects. I didn't bring any of my notes in, or I'd publish 'em. The ModPlay tracker (and player) can be downloaded from www.modplug.com. Of course, it will help if you have a surround sound set-up where ever you plan on doing this. I've got a Dolby Digital/5.1 compatible system, with a 6-speaker (L, R, C, LS, RS, Bass). Of course, you can't do any 5.1 programming without an encoder (at least, I don't THINK you can, not using a PC with a stereo sound card), and I don't even want to speculate on the cost of that!!!

I send an e-mail to a friend last night after taking the pictures of my car. I made an advertisement for the 1999 Jizzo Pimpmobile. I quite amused myself (it doesn't take much!), so I think I'll post it. In fact (becuase I have no life and too much time on my hands) I'm going to create similar ads for the '98 and '97 models (my '64 Impala and '85 Park Avenue, respectively). Hey! What can I say???

Ahh! I found my notes for the Surround Sound stuff. This table should be used as a sort of 'guide' for creating semi-precise sound in a surround-sound system.

Sound placed atPro-Logic Mode
Sound Goes To:
Non Pro-Logic Mode
Sound Goes To:
Center (40h)L, R, C, SC
Left (00h)L, C, SL, 1/2C, 1/4S
Right (80h)R, C, SR, 1/2C, 1/4S
Surround (A4h)SS
L & RL, R, C, SC

So, following this, it isn't possible (using ModPlug alone) to put a sound encompasing the full room, and a sound coming from the L&R (but not center). Nor is it possible to have a sound go from the front three speakers, and fade it to the rear speaker (In Pro-Logic mode, sound comes from all speakers, and fades to the rear. In Non Pro-Logic mode, sound comes from center only, and fades to rear.). However, it is possible to make a wave of the mod of a sound in a specific sound field, and mix it with another wave file using MS Sound Recorder, and have it come out real precise. Enjoy! I know I will...

Wednesday 02/17/1999


Very Interesting...

I'm dying without my DVD player! :) So later last week I called Best Buy. They apparently couldn't figure it out, and had to send it to RCA. So now, I've got to wait for RCA to fix it, ship it back to the Best Buy service center, then ship it back to Best Buy. What a pain in the ass...!

In any case... I jumping around the web today, and ran across some interesting info. All info was accumulated from the following websites: Star Wars, Dolby, and THX. From these sources I've found that an updated sound format is emerging: Dolby Digital - Surround Ex. It's an addition to Dolby Digital (AKA "5.1"). It adds a center surround channel to the layout of the speakers in a home theater. And it doesn't necessarily mean throwing out the existing receiver (or decoder). According to Dolby/THX, all that's required is the addition of a new component to existing Dolby Digital/5.1 systems. It's the Dolby SA10. After I read this I was frantically searching the web for one of these. However, the only thing I came up with was the Circle Surround EX Surround Adapter from SMART Devices, Inc. But they want $895 for it, and, apparently, it's more for real movie theaters, although it's touted as being available for any existing Dolby Digital/5.1 setup. DAMN. Oh well. I'll just have to live with one less toy for now. Hell, I can't do anything 'till I get my DVD player back :)

IN ANY CASE... I've made a number of modifications to my car in the week that I've had it. I've already put the rims and stereo system in it, and I've now added GTS headlight covers to it. The final step... Window Tint! I've got a friend who "knows" someone who does it, and I'm trying to get that hooked up... who knows??? Schweet... check me out...

1997 Chevrolet Monte Carlo 1997 Chevroley Monte Carlo

Tuesday 02/16/1999


What the hell??? (AKA Mental Health)

The company I work for, LHS - Family and Youth Services, is jumping head-first into the bottomless pit of Mental Health. Somehow, my position, MIS Administrator is now synonymous with Someone who knows something about Mental Health and Medical Billing. When did this happen? I don't know. All I know is I was told that half our income would come from Mental Healh billing. Now, for the past six months we've been dreading this, and now that it's upon us, it's seeming worse than ever. We've had people here to help us, but they've had no experience with Mental Health directly. When I asked someone why can't we get someone from somewhere like the Ohio Department of Mental Health, I was told someone like that didn't exist. Why? "Because ODMH doesn't want to be blamed if they tell us to do something this way, and they are wrong". And because, from what I've seen, in my humble opinion, Mental Health doesn't know what Mental Health is doing. We are to start on ODMH's MACSIS system July 1st 1999. They don't have any COMPLETE set of specs or instructions on how we are to connect to this system, submit claims, and/or format these claims.

I fear for my future! How can my job be secure if the source of funds that pays my company (which in turn pays my salary) doesn't have any clue of what it's doing?

I'M FRUSTRATED

Tuesday 02/09/1999


Up from the downside

Isn't it weird how things happen? I mean, one day (or week) one thing happens to bring you down, and, the next, another can happen to bring you back up. Well, Saturday I went to look at cars. In any case, I drove one off the lot. Car #7: 1997 Chevy Monte Carlo. Cherry red, kinda sporty looking, but it's a full size car (1997). Will put a picture up when I get one...

Anyway, that's what brought me up. Now let's see how long the interim lasts!

Monday 02/08/1999


No circles, just a downward spiral!

Now, I just have to get some fumes out here. HEY, it's my site, and I'll do what the hell I please :). Anyway... In later 1997, I moved into an apartment with a female friend. In was only there for less than a month, due to incompatibilities... In any case, during the entire year of 1998 I've been nothing short of harassed by the company who owns the apartments, all because she broke the lease (another long and complicated story). In any case, she never wrote me off the lease, even though she kicked me out. In any case, just to prove that nice guys finish last, I have to front ~$1550 to pay off a lease that I never broke. Isn't life grand? I don't know when I'm going to get back on my feet, let alone fix my Impala, let alone create a savings!

Good News? Sure, there's got to be, right? Well, OK. I still have part of a warranty covering the parts for my DVD player. However, I have to pay for labor (which, I was told, should not be more than 1 hour). In that light, I was told it may be three weeks before I see it again :(!

In other news, It's Groundhogs Day. I love the irony in it all. Here, we got every weather man/woman anxiously awaiting the outcome of an animal and its shadow! I don't have much respect for weather people in any case, but I find this very amusing (it doesn't take much!). Did he see is shadow? Who gives a fuck? We got an army of men and women with billion-dollar computers who couldn't tell you accurately what the weather will be like TOMORROW, let alone the rest of winter...

Oh, I almost forgot. I painted my car. Not with spraypaint, but a brush! I had some left over from painting my basement, so my brother and I did it. I used a bit of chrome spraypaint, though, just to touch it up :). It looked pretty cool Sunday. But now, after two days of rain, it's bubbling up and peeling off :(.

Tuesday 02/02/1999


I don't have to walk around in circles...

Is it me, or are the 1990s going in circles? I mean, really, let's look at this situation. Where'd we start off the 90s at? Iraq and Bosnia, right? Well. It's 1999. Where are we now??? Iraq and Bosnia. For some reason, I don't quite understand. Is it me? Probably :)

Anyway, let me get off that derailing train of thought and jump on another set of tracks. You know, there are disadvantages of being an early adopter of technology. A year ago I bought my DVD player. And in that year (and the last two weeks, really), I've created one hell of an entertainment center. With the creation of my basement room, it's a borderline home theater. And in that last year I've become very accustomed to watching theater-quality movies as they come out on DVD. Well, last week my DVD died. And in the past few days I've begun to realize just how much I depend on new technologies. I've been watching VHS tapes for the past few days, and I'll tell you what, they just don't compare!. Now I'm caught in a bind. Buy a new one, or have my old one fixed? My old one is one of the first generation, so the new ones should be even better than mine. But a new one is expensive! And with the money I just dished out for my room (which, by the way, came to roughly $1000, not $800), I'm strapped. Should I get mine fixed? How much will that cost? How long will it take? I've a pitiful life. :)

I've changed the look of the site a 'lil. I've learned some JavaScript tricks with the Site Menu stuff. It's pretty cool. I really want to get back on the robot project, but I love my current status quo in reading books. But as things develop, so shall the site!

Tuesday 01/26/1999


BLUE MONDAY

I tell you, what a boring day! Blah blah blah, same old stuff. THAT'S OK THOUGH... I spent the last 3 days and $800 dollars on converting my basement into an apartment for myself. I got it hooked up like a movie theater. It's pretty schweeett..

Monday 01/18/1999


MORE SNOW

Can you believe this? Just when I thought it was over, I wake up and I can't see the street in front of my house. My God!

Well, I came really close to buying a 1989 Cadillac Brougham here. I wanted it bad, too. However, my Thunderbird got fixed. So I'm kind of figuring out what I want to do now... I don't know if I want to get a new car after I get all my bills paid off, or throw mad money at my Impala... Who knows what to do...

Tuesday 01/12/1999


SNOW

Snow snow snow... I think we've cornered the market here on snow. But enough about that...

Well, it 1999. M2 Played Prince's 1999 for 24 hours straight on New Years Day. It was one of the craziest things I've seen in my life. Very, VERY weird. And the Year 2000 Problem is starting to dominate the press. Well, dominate might not be the right word at this point in time... BUT IT WILL BE SOON... So what do you do to prepare??? Well, don't take all your money out of the bank... that's just going to add to the problem. But be sure and stash some flashlights and canned food, just to be safe.
BUT ENOUGH OF THE NAYSAYING...

In the various conversations I've had with people on the number of cars I've been through this year, I've prepared a list here for everyone. These are the cars that I've been through in 1998/1999 SO FAR...:

  1. 1985 Buick Park Avenue (Drove until engine died)
  2. 1993 Ford Probe (Involved in hit & run accident)
  3. 1987 Cadillac Sedan Deville (Broadsided by an uninsured driver)
  4. 1964 Chevrolet Impala (Drove until engine died)
  5. 1987 Ford Thunderbird (Drove until engine died)
I've also owned a 1985 Chrysler New Yorker a few years ago...
What's next??? I'll let you know when I get it!!!

Tuesday 01/05/1999


HAPPY NEW YEARS!

Who knows what's going to happen next year.......

I've got all that need to start on the basic frame of Robot J1 Alpha 0.10. So, provided some doesn't sidetrack me, I'm going to get some work done!

Thursday 12/31/1998


It's been a while since I've posted. Sorry! Anyway, it's been a long couple of weeks. I'm still working on the robot stuff when I got time (gotta make time!). I'm tryin' to get a SSL server up and running here at work. I got a basic implementation using Apache, mod_ssl, and SSLeay, and it works, but now I need a signed signature... I looked at Verisign, and they want like $400... :( !

Wednesday 12/30/1998


IMPEACHMENT

Yeah, It's Monday. War's over (what was the point???). Larry Flint made another appearance and maybe connected with Speaker of the House-Elect Bob Livingston's resigning... I spent most of the last part of last week, as well as my weekend, watching these people talk talk talk on TV. Wow, I could have slept and gotten smarter. Clinton's impeached, or is he??? All they talk about on TV is the many different deals he can make to get out of it. BRACE YOURSELF AMERICA it's not over yet!!!

Monday 12/21/1998


WAR

Obviously the media has eaten this up. Check it out at: cnn, Associated Press, and MS-NBC. Through these sites, you can read the latest, watch live broadcasts using RealVideo, or listen to live broadcasts using RealAudio. Pretty cool. As for my own view on the situation: Kill Sadaam, yes; Impeach Clinton, yes; Censure Clinton, no.

Thursday 12/17/1998


Just finished implementing a Linux fax server for my network using HylaFAX. After a ton of customization, I got it to work pretty schweeet.
Still working on the robot... I started experimenting with a stepper motor taken from an old TEAC 5 1/4" disk drive. Using my laptop and a simple BASIC program (will post), I got it to do some "precision" movements (of course, that's why they're called stepper motors). I talked with a friend last night, and he mentioned intelligent thought, and how precise care must be taken. This may be very true, but I don't see the first spark of native thought coming for a long, long time...

Wednesday 12/16/1998


Remember ANDY GETTINGS...

Andy Gettings, one of my best friends, comitted suicide the other night. Why would anyone want to do this, I don't know. Pour out a little liquor...

Tuesday 12/02/1998


Well, now I've done it. I've put the Winter Car Cover on my '64 Impala. Now I can't even see it. Sad :(
Anyway... for a great while ( >2 years) I've been toying with the idea of building a semi-intelligent robot. And I'm going to do it too! But this time I'm going to do it right. I'm going to map out everything BEFORE I start building (physically) it. I'm gonna put up my work as I go along, so everyone (anyone???) can check it out, and make comments...

Monday! 11/23/1998