Ordinance of the Future

This is my view of the history of the future.

I am of the position that in order for the human race to overcome any major obstacle to it's own future that it must escape the largest barrier that's been dreamt about since recorded history.

The sky is not the limit!

In all of history there are stories of great human conflict. In no one period has there ever been a true peace. And there never will, it's human nature. Until we make the next step in our evolution, conflict will remain a constant in our history, present, and future.

We've had two world wars. During these wars alarming progress was made in the science of destruction. At the end of the last war was the most frightening of all... the nuclear bomb. Although we've not had a world war in over fifty years, even more alarming progress has been made in nuclear technology. We now have the capability to turn entire populations (cities, states, maybe even small countries) into a dust cloud.

Wholesale televised destruction.

With the upcoming onset of a new millennium, tension is at an all-time high. We've got multiple military and political situations in the East, and small terrorist groups with the power of nuclear and chemical weapons. Any one of these factors could be the last straw, and erupt into what may become the season finale, the war to end all wars.

Think it's not possible? Think the politicians will save us just in time? Take a look at history. If Hitler or the Japanese had produced the bomb, would we have won? That's a personal judgement to make, but certainly something to take into consideration. There's an arms race out there among countries becoming nuclear on-line. We had it before, and not many people probably really know just how close we came to being cancelled. However the networks agreed in last minute negotiations to continue the show.

Enough nostalgia. What about now?

Those network CEOs are long gone. Who's at the helm now? On the one side we've got a politician who can't stay out of a scandal long enough to realize he was in the right place at the right time, and that he'll be known as the president who officially apologized but didn't say I'm sorry once. He'll also probably be the first president linked to the term blow-job.

On the other hand we've got a drunk puppet who so resembles a repressed teenager that he may impress on the world his angst. I liken Old Mother Russia to a young man who is for the first time learning the power of freedom, but also trying to balance it with responsibility, while at the same time experimenting with the virtues of alcohol.

Meanwhile, both are trying to rally for allies in the East. But with the Arabic, Chinese, and Korean factors possibly coming into play, the stability of our current equilibrium can at any time rapidly disintegrate or even possibly explode into a chaotic race for the New World Order.

A Time for Reflection...

But let's stop right here before unhealthy paranoia sets in. If, for only one minute, the world could take a day off and marvel at the exuberance of our many ways and wonders, we would understand. But that's not the case, is it? As history shows us, we live at the speed at which we communicate. Right now, we're in the process of creating a world-wide network which runs at the speed of light. We don't have time to stop and think, it's always gogogogogo...

The future, circa 1954.

Another hard day at work. You walk into your house and the lights come on without intervention. You tell your faithful sentient servant to get you a cold refreshing brew. Your twelve year old son runs in and greets you with the story of how he got a A on his calculus test today. Your wife, smiling from the doorway at the sign of father-son bondage, is telling your stove how to prepare tonight's home-cooked meal. Everyone sits down for a nutritious meal and good quality family time. Ever since money was eliminated, everyone now does their part for the betterment of society. A society without need or want.

The future, circa 1999.

Another endless day at work. You fumble for the keys to your apartment, and before you have a chance to switch on the lights, you've got to set down the papers you've brought home from work to get done tonight. You get yourself a cheap beer while you microwave salisbury steak because your wife works even later than you do. You eat alone while watching news stories of kids killing kids over drugs or guns, the latest Sexually Transmitted Disease scare, the recent hike in the price of gasoline, or the third world country that just set off their first nuclear bomb. You wake up four hours later with your head resting on piles of paperwork to your wife screaming at your son. Apparently he's been experimenting with some drug you can't even pronounce, and is dropping out of school. After confronting him, he runs off because his school psychologist told you he's ashamed of himself because he isn't as smart as you. That's nothing to speak of your daughter, she had a pregnancy scare last week, and only comes home to sleep. And that only once in a while. On TV they're showing an ad for the newest line of Presidential cigar, with a young, full-lipped woman smoking a long brown stogie with a big grin on her face. You say to yourself,
What's the point?

Sucks, huh?

Everything I've been saying up to this point is mostly historical, mostly factual. So what now? Just give up and embrace the coming of the apocalypse? Enjoy the rapture? Hardly.

A cage is a cage by any other name...

We've built this cage around us and call it home. However, many a person has taken a vacation to some place, never to have gone back. We've got cars and planes and satellites that get us from point A to B really quick. But they keep us here. We never go there. But where's there? There is out there. Space is to explorers now what America was to Columbus in 1492. The ultimate frontier.

NO EXCUSES

Don't give me that shit about "we can't even afford to feed our hungry, why should we blow money on spaceships for joyrides?" Those statements are made by the ignorant and apathetic. We're going to spend money on wars and guns and drugs before we feed the poor. Face it! Now don't get me wrong, I don't condone it, but you get de-sensitized to it. However, history shows it as fact. So why not spend the money on something progressive? In the early 60s JFK proposed to do something we wouldn't have outright done at that time. And we did it. We went to the moon. But we haven't back. Why not? Because we suck like that. We go somewhere, declare Been There, Done That, and have done with it. We've send robotic missions to planets. But we have't made our mark! We're not even trying to BE THERE. What am I talking about???

Colonization

We've been so obsessed with big planet-killer asteroids lately. We're scared that some crazed lunatic with a little red button can inadvertantly set off a chain reaction leading to the start of a long nuclear winter... on earth. But the fact of the matter is, we're not limited to our cage! We can leave! But it's so easy to thumb our nose up at the possibility. It costs too much. You ever seen the budget of NASA? You ever seen the budget of the making of ONE Stealth B-2 Bomber? Do yourself a favor and look it up.

I liken the colonization of the planets the the reason the Internet was build in the first place. If one planet (or node in the Internet view) was taken out for some reason, the others wouldn't be affected. Meaning if we left earth and began exploring new territory, maybe we'd find something more productive to do than blow ourselves to hell!

I don't mean just drop everything and start building a fleet of Jupiter 2s (although that'd be nice), but something is better than the absolute nothing we're doing now. And if you think NASA for one moment that it's retained any of it's heritage from the 60s/70s, look again. They're corporate. They launch satellites so your cell phone can work all over the world. Yeah, they launched John Glenn in to space. Yeah, they're looking sending a group of female only astronauts into space. Great! Now for our next act, let's send a family to the moon to live. Hell, let's at least build a functional space station where real-life living techniques will be studied. Are we doing that? No.

But what about the International Space Station?

Please. The ISS is nothing but International Politics. They should name it the International Politics Station, and send all the politicians there. Then maybe we can start getting some work done! But then again, if space were inhabited with Politicians, then space'd be fucked for good now, wouldn't it?

Sarcasm & Cynicism aside...

I dream. I dream of a solar system (galaxy, perhaps) where we can thrive without worrying about an asteroid or a nuclear firestorm (that's not to say they won't invent planet-killing nukes). A more productive extro-future, instead of the smaller-smaller-smaller society were currently living in. Remember, we live in a three dimensional universe. Therefore we should start to think in three dimensions! We must find a balance between the micro AND the macro.

Ignorance, Apathy, Passivity, and Conflict will forever plague the human race. This is as constant as change. But someone will step forward. Someone who has at least half a good ethical brain in their head will take the reigns. When that person comes along, make room, for that person is the architect of our future! Hopefully he doesn't get lost in the BS of our education system before we are lost...

Joe Thielen
4/13/1999


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